571 days!

Sorry, I’ve been writing in my journal and for every day I put what number it is… I’m up to 571! (As for my journal… I’m writing for Day 305! There’s never any time to do stuff here! Between training, working, and being district leader, all of my free time at night and on P-Day gets sucked away and I end up having to put side projects like my journal off to the side. But I’m going to finish all of it, even if it kills me, because I don’t want to forget stuff! At least I wrote everything down in my Agendas so I don’t forget!)

Anyway… Not much to report and I’m kind of tired. We have to do our reports through email and it’s a pain in the neck because the format doesn’t like the things I want to do to it, so I’ve been fighting it for about an hour now… Ready to be done so I can go eat. Anyway, I’ll mention the cool miracle that happened, just so you don’t feel ripped-off, and next week I’ll have some more interesting stuff to tell, I promise!

So this week it’s been a little tough to find new investigators for some reason, but on Saturday we found several. One of them is called Yriss, and she was a reference from someone else that we’ve tried to find before but that we couldn’t find. But Saturday morning we planned to pass by her house again — just to see if we could find her to set another appointment — before passing for a few other homes to set more appointments.

Well, we knocked on the door and she came out (but we didn’t know it was her because we hadn’t seen her before — someone just gave us her name and address) and we asked if Yriss was home. When she told us that she was Yriss, we told her that we were missionaries and that we were passing by just to see if we could help. I didn’t really expect it, but she said that yes, she’d like us to share a message, and invited us in. We talked to her for a little bit before starting to teach, and when we finished the lesson she said that she felt amazing, like a great peace in her heart, and said that we must’ve been sent from God. Well, obvously! She eagerly agreed to meet with us again this week, and she’s very excited to learn and prepare herself to be baptized!

— Elder Schroeder

18 months, 10 days, 2 hours, 17 minutes!

I’m just kidding about that! I’m not sure how many days or hours I’ve got because I’m not counting. The months, yes, I do count, and the days too, but I forgot… Last I checked, I’ve been out here for more than 540 days… I think…!

Anyway, like I said last week, we had cambios! I already knew that Elder Davila was going home, so I was guaranteed to have a new companion; the “who” is the question! Well, last Tuesday I found out: My son, Elder Pereira!

(Man, I don’t look good in any picture, do I?!)

Turns out I’m training! In mission slang we call our trainees our “hijos” and our trainer our “padres” (Or “madres” if you’re a Hermana!). So now I’ve expanded my family tree. Here’s as far as I know:

Elder Sepulveda (Step great-grandfather)
|
Elder Mickelson (Grandfather)
|
|——————–Elder Terrones (Father)——-|—————————|
|                              |                              |                           |
Elder Schroeder          Elder Souza          Elder Huamán          Elder Turley
|                              |
Elder Pereira              Elder Vorhees

I’m the oldest of the four “sons” of Elder Terrones, but I trained after Elder Souza and Elder Turley (I’m not sure who his “son” is)! But now I have someone to carry on my legacy — I honestly thought that I’d never train and the family line would finish with me!

But honestly, it’s tough for me to call him my hijo because he already seems like a missionary with six months in the field — in reality he only has a week, and only a month here in Peru! He knows how to teach and he does it really well, so I’m basically refining his skills rather than teaching. It also helps that he’s really obedient and humble, so he’s willing to listen to me and wants to work hard! Honestly, it’s only when he asks me a question about Peruvian culture that I remember! (He’s from Argentina, which meant it was a little tough to understand him for the first few days, due to his accent!) I’m hoping we stay together during his entire training period of three months because we get along really well, but only time will tell.

But man, my companion has had an interesting first week in the field!

We started off with a service project: Cleaning our room! I had to live with the zone leaders for a few days, and there hasn’t been any time to clean lately, so we called our district leader, Elder Gallardo (I’m no longer district leader! I was a little disappointed because I really like it, but at last I’ll have a break at night to write in my diary and stuff!), his companion, and the zone leaders to help. We started by dividing up all the stuff Elder Davila had left when he finished and then moved on to the most pressing problem: the cockroaches. It doesn’t matter how many times we kill them — they keep showing up every night! Well, we found where they were all hiding: underneath my wardrobe!

So Elder Gerken, our zone leader, came in with a can of Raid and took care of that!

It felt good to solve that problem!

The next thing we tackled was a particularly difficult English assignment! We went to eat lunch with some members and when we asked if there was anything we could do to help them, one of the daughers asked if I could help with her English homework. Part of it was the past tense, and I realized that I couldn’t really teach her how to do it because it asked her to conjugate words like “is”, “eat”, and “go” in the past tense, and as any English speaker knows, there isn’t really a rule for that…

So I was explaining this to her and said, “You just have to memorize this part because these words aren’t normal. Normally, you just add ‘-ed’ to the end, like with,” (I looked at the page for an example), “‘sleeped’!” WRONG! So I guess this proves I’m forgetting English!

Then we also had a cool miracle happen. I’m just going to put it in Spanish ’cause my English isn’t so good right now…

El viernes estábamos trabajando (¡Como siempre!) pero no teníamos citas — todas habían caído. Estábamos sentados, comiendo galletas mientras pensábamos sobre qué era Plan G cuando ¡de repente una joven que estaba pasando nos preguntó, “¿Ustedes son mormones, cierto?”! Respondimos que sí, y ella nos dijo que era atea, pero quería que visitáramos a una mujer que estaba pasando por dificultades. Nos mostró la casa — que estaba en la misma calle — dijo el nombre de la mujer, y se fue. Bueno, ¡no teníamos nada que hacer!, entonces fuimos y tocamos la puerta de aquella casa. La mujer nos dejó entrar y le enseñamos. Nos contó algunos de sus problemas y dijo que quería saber cuál era la iglesia de Dios. Se comprometió asistir a la Iglesia el domingo, y al terminar la cita ¡nos dio la referencia de su hermana!

[Jeff’s translation, courtesy of Google Translate:

On Friday we were working (as usual!) But we had no appointments – they had all fallen through. We were sitting there, eating cookies, while we thought about what Plan G was like when suddenly a young woman was passing by asking us, “You are Mormons, right?” We said yes, and she told us that she was an atheist, but she wanted us to visit a woman who was going through difficulties. She showed us the house – which was on the same street – told us the woman’s name, and left. Well, we had nothing to do! So we went and knocked on the door of that house. The woman let us in and we taught her. She told us some of her problems and said that she wanted to know what God’s church was. She promised to attend the Church on Sunday, and at the end of the meeting she gave us the address of her sister!]

Anyway, that’s all I’ve got for this week!

— Elder Schroeder

Sorry ’bout last week and all…

Well, not much to report from last week. I also didn’t have time because one of the things I’ve learned in the mission is that there’s never enough time for anything except missionary work — I’ve got plenty of time for that! What I really need isn’t P-Day — I need a P-WEEK so I can get all of my side projects done! I’d almost like to get so sick that I can rest for a few days… But then I remember how awful being sick is and I change my mind!

So anyway, to catch up a bit, last week some cool things happened. First, we had General Conference, when the apostles and prophets of today teach us in a worldwide conference. It’s always a great experience, of course, but this conference was REALLY GOOD and I really liked a lot of the talks that were given! The prophet, President Monson, isn’t doing very well because he only talked for a few minutes and because it was a little hard to understand him they had to put subtitles, but it’s always good to hear his advice. Then almost all the rest of the talks were great and taught me something new, or at least helped me see things in a new light. It was a little strange in Spanish because some of the speakers record their talk beforehand and when they played the recording it went faster than in English… But at least I can understand both of the languages!

The other noteworthy event is that somehow I started being more patient and understanding. I’ve been struggling a little with my companion because we’re not just really different — we’re EXTREMELY different. There was almost nothing in common in our personalities or lives to give us a reference point, and it was a little tough for the both of us. But all of a sudden I understood him a little more and it made it easier to be more patient with him and to adapt myself to his way of doing things. Just goes to show that the Atonement of Christ really can change everything, not just sins and death, but also our weaknesses and, ultimately, our very nature! (It’s a good thing for me, too, because I’ve got a LOT of weaknesses!) And while I’m on that subject, two of my favorite videos to celebrate Easter: Because of Him and Prince of Peace.

Now, as for this week…

For P-Day we played Jenga and chess as a district:

If Hermana Ascanta (The one examining the Jenga tower) looks like the most contemplative person of us all, it’s because she was — out of all the games of Jenga we played, she never lost!

I decided to do a little home repair. Here’s my set of basic tools:

These are just a few things that I’ve collected during these 18 months that are surprisingly useful for many things. I’ve got:

* A wrench, which doubles as a makeshift mallet

* A knife, the most useful item of all, which can be used as a screwdriver, file, hammer, or paperweight and, if you’re really crazy and innovative, to cut things
Tweezers. Good stuff.

* Nail clippers, which I usually use as a screwdriver when the knife is too pointy to work

* Some kind of super glue. Useful for everything!

* Actual screwdrivers! (Don’t use them much — I already have a knife and nail clippers!)

* Bug repellent for the many cockroaches that want to live with us

* A candle and a lighter. If I need to melt something, I light the candle and use that to heat it up

We have to fix a lot of things around here (because no one else will do it for free), but we don’t really have access to any tools…! I’m going to keep these tools in mind when I go to college!

And, lastly, we have cambios tomorrow! I already know my companion is leaving — he’ll actually be returning to his house. He has a couple of concerns about his family, so he’s going back to Bolivia until things are a little better. It made for an interesting day on Sunday — I got to spend the day with a mini missionary and slept in the zone leader’s house! But I’ll let you know who my new companion is next week!

¡Chao!

— Elder Schroeder

Sorry, today’s a little weird, so I don’t have any time to write! We’ve got to install some curtains in our room, and then we’re eating lunch, having a mini-fiesta as a district, and I’ve got to take my companion to the hospital at 4pm, so… there goes P-Day! Not much to report, either, so I’ll make up for it next week!