Guallejllachu cacancu?

If you’re wondering, that means “¿Éstan bein?” or “Are you well?” in Quechua, the Incan language. One of my goals before I finish the mission is to get a book to teach myself Quechua! Right now I’m making use of a dictionary I found on the internet, but I’ll need something that can teach me grammar and pronunciation…

Anyway, this week has been a little tough but pretty normal. I know I didn’t mention anything last week (mostly because the only thing worthy of mention was the cool experience we had), but I also forgot to mention that this past week was Semana 11, or the 11th week of my companion’s training! That meant that he was in charge of everything: the keys, the phone, deciding what we do for every hour of every day, everything! (Obvously I helped when he wanted it, but it was fun to take a break, not because I wanted to, but because I had to in order to help my companion!

Sounds like I did it right; of his Semana 11, Elder Pereira said, “Fue interestante. Hubo días cuando todo salió bien, hubo días cuando todo salió mal — ¡el jueves fue super estresante! — Fue entretenido guiar el área… No sé. ¡Tenía el celular! ¡Oh, y tenía las llaves! ¡Cada llave era distinto! ¡¿Qué es ésto?!”

[Google Translate says: “It was interesting. There were days when everything went well, there were days when everything went wrong. Thursday was super stressful! It was fun to lead the area … I do not know. He had his cell phone! Oh, and I had the keys! Every key was different! What is this?!”]

(Just so you understand, there are three doors to get into our cuarto, and every one is different in it’s shape.)

Here’s a picture of him enjoying his newfound authority:

He needs to start preparing himself because we’ve only got one more week together — we’ve got cambios next week and it’s more than probable that I’m leaving the area in his hands and heading off somewhere, where I’ll finish my mission! (Awwww…) I’m honestly going to be kind of sad if I leave Industrial because I like it here and I love the people that I’ve come to know! We haven’t had another baptism since Aimeé, but we have so many great people here that want to become closer to our Heavenly Father by being baptized! It’s so awesome to see how happy the gospel is making them! (I’ll send some pictures with them next week!)

One of the really cool experiences Elder Pereira had (I would say “we had” but I wasn’t there — we had a mini intercambio and I went to another area for a little bit) that shows just how awesome being a missionary is: We’ve been teaching a family that’s a single mother with her 17-year-old daughter and her 8-year-old son. We found them one day when the daughter, Ruth, talked to us one day and asked if she could come to church!… Obviously yes, PLEASE! Later we met her mom and her brother, and from then on we’ve been teaching them.

Well, the other day my companion went to visit them with another Elder (I, unfortunately, wasn’t there) and taught a really great lesson. During the lesson, they explained about Joseph Smith — how he had been the prophet that God chose to restore His church here on the earth — and how that had happened. At one point Ruth shared her testimony, telling her mom and her brother that she felt that it was true, and when she said the prayer to end the lesson she thanked our Heavenly Father because “she felt good, but didn’t know why”! I know that what she felt was the Spirit, and Elder Pereira came back and told me all about how amazing the lesson had been! It’s so awesome to be a missionary!

But yeah, what else happened this week…

Well, we decorated oranges to give to someone for their birthday:

Since it’s the season for oranges and mandarinas, we have a whole bunch of them, and to get rid of a few (And to try and get some birthday cake!) we drew these faces and they were our little birthday gift!

We also did some service to fix someone’s roof. Pictures pending — The Hermanas haven’t passed me the pictures yet! When I get them I’ll send them!

To finish, I suppose I’ll share some pictures from this cambio that I haven’t shared yet:

Eating a spoonful of dulce de leche / manjar blanco / caramel:

Dinner after a long cold day:

I suppose I should mention that I’m no longer district leader. Here’s my face when I had to go give the district binder to the new DL:

I’ll keep you all posted with the cambios that happen around here next week, and anything else crazy or exciting that happens!

— Elder Schroeder

Hey, all! Hope everything’s good and that all the fathers had an excellent día del padre! Here we haven’t done much this week, but we had a few cool experiences! I’ll share one:

We have an investigator named Juan who we found a while back but who had disappeared because of his work. Well, we finally found him again and were able to teach him a really good lesson about the Sabbath Day! Like I explained last week, Sunday is a special day because we should take time for our Heavenly Father and focus on more spiritual things on this day, like the commandment says. Well, we taught Juan this commandment and the lesson was amazingly spiritual — the Spirit really guided us to the scriptures we needed to share and to say the words we needed to say! When we finished, he said, “Wow, you’re right; God has commanded us to take a day of rest, and I should be better about obeying this commandment!” and when he offered the prayer to finish our cita he prayed to be forgiven for not having been obedient before and promised to start obeying this commandment! It was awesome!

— Elder Schroeder

Yay! Aimeé finally got baptized!

(Here it’s winter, so it’s gray and rainy almost constantly. Personally I really like this weather because I like storms, but it’s not great weather for baptisms in water that can’t be heated!)

Aimeé is a 13-year-old who has been going to church for more than four months now and has been waiting to get baptized for about three! She was going to be baptized when Elder Davila and I were companions but due to some health problems in her family her parents couldn’t go to her baptism, so we just kept rescheduling… until recently her mom had some time and we had her baptism! It was exciting, so that was the highlight of our week here!

As for the most crazy moment of my week, that was when I went to the pool on Sunday.

…I’ll give it a second to let that statement sink in…

Now, for anyone that knows Mormons and/or mission rules, they’re all thinking, “WHAAAT?!” Sunday is the Sabbath; this is the day when we should take a break from everything and use it to thank our Heavenly Father and our Savior for what They’ve done for us. For that, we don’t make people work by shopping or going to places like public pools (so that everyone can have this break)… And also, as a missionary, I’m forbidden from swimming for health reasons (we just want to make sure we don’t end up with any water-related accidents). So I would have been doing something really bad, except that I did it because I was trying to guide our investigator’s son back to the capilla.

…Now another question: What was one of our investigator’s sons doing in the pool on Sunday, and why did we go after him…?

…That answer will be revealed next week! ¡Chao!

…Nah, just kidding! No, we went after him because he’s autistic and basically lives in his own world, so while his mom, our investigator, was in her class we, with a few other members of the ward, were keeping an eye on him as he played with bottles and things like that (he’s 14, but he acts like a little kid). Here we are:

The problem was that he got bored and went for a walk around the capilla — and then outside it! It has a giant fence to keep people from vandalizing it, but he just left through one of the gates and headed off to the pool next to the capilla! When we realized this we all had to run off after him! I imagine we made a very strange scene: three people in suits running off after a kid as he wandered off to the pool! Then, when we caught up to him, we found him climbing down into the pool! (Luckily it didn’t have any water in it!) He didn’t really listen to us when we told him to climb out (still in his own little world), so I climbed in after him and then, when he saw that I followed, he got out. We guided him back to the church and stayed with him until it ended, and thus ended our adventure in the pool! (It was great because we were all laughing about how riduculous this whole thing was! It’ll be interesting to see how next week goes!)

I’ll finish up with the quote of the week:

“Usted no tiene el poder de retroceder el tiempo — ¡sólo yo!”
— Élder Schroeder, capacitador

[Translation: “You do not have the power to turn back time – just me!”]

The story behind this quote: When Elder Pereira and I are practicing teaching lessons, we use hand symbols to put the practice in “Pause” or to “Play” the practice (to resume it) or to “Stop” it (and thus finish). We can both use these freely, but the other day my companion wanted to start the lesson over; this quote was my response! As the capacitador, (and as his “father”), only I can decide if we start the lesson over or not! (I guess I’m the Chronos of practices! Awesome!)

But yeah, it’s been great! Thanks for reading!

— Elder Schroeder

I’m not sure if this was a good or bad week for us…

Well, this week has made me lose more hair than any of the other weeks of my mission up to this point. First, I got my first Trunky Paper: I had to send the offices all of my personal information so they could get my flight ready! In the next few weeks I’ll start getting other papers and in four months I’ll be home! That’s a little too close for comfrot, but I’m not freaking out yet because it doesn’t seem real… I suppose it won’t ever seem to be until I actually get back. It’s like when I started the mission: It didn’t seem real and it wasn’t until I had three months in the mission that I actually realized, “What the heck?! I’m a missionary! When did that happen?!” It makes for a good laugh… Or maybe the maniacal laugh of an insane person… I’m not entirely sure yet.

Anyway, about this week…

It started with some crazy work visits (I’ve never done a work visit on a Sunday night nor have been in a trio for P-Day, but, well, there’s a first for everything!) and some interesting birthday activities. Elder Alder, one of my roomates from the CCM, turned 23 (I think; I’m not good with ages!) and we went to his area to find some ruins. They have a giant cement sign that says there’s an ancient temple here, so we hiked up the hill to see it. Here it is:

…Not really sure what happened to the temple…! I suppose if there actually was one here, the people made off with parts of it and now there are just a bunch of holes! Who knows — maybe we climbed the wrong hill! Either way, not much to see… So we decided to take a scenic tour alongside the Rio Chillon:

After the huaicos that we had a few months back, there´s not much water in the river and it was so powerful during them that it’s completely destroyed this cement wall that had made a little waterfall back when the river was full! The most interesting part of our expedition was walking in the middle and avoiding the little streams:

It was pretty fun, and we finished out hike eating Selva Negra cake!

…Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday were not as great.

They were, like I mentioned before, some of the most stressful days of my mission. Tuesday we had a visit from one of the asistants and during their visit, the district meeting we had was awful. Everyone was just really quiet because it’s like any other day that some authority figure visits: No one wants to do anything because they’re scared they’ll get told off, but because of that, I got told off for not having a good district meeting! After that there was talk of dividing up the district into the other districts so that I wouldn’t be district leader… I don’t think the meeting was THAT bad, but I guess I did something majorly wrong… So that kept us all stressed because we LIKE being a district. We’ve all been together for six weeks now and we all get along and work together, and when they wanted to split us up we all got a little bummed. I’m still not sure what’s going on! I suppose I’ll find out if I’m still district leader tomorrow!

But what made this week totally worth all the hair loss and stress were the miracles that happened this week! I wrote it in Spanish again, so you’ll need to translate it, but it’s worth it because they were so cool!:

Esta semana fue muy raro ¡pero tuvimos muchos milagros! Primero, hicimos un tour de la capilla y llegaron 4 investigadores. De ellos fueron uno que hace un día de repente se apareció en la capilla, ¡a quien enseñamos y pusimos una fecha bautismal en una lección tan perfecta que pareció una práctica! Una otra fue una investigadora que se había ofendido porque rechazamos el té que nos dio pero, gracias a un miembro, ¡llegó a entender por qué no tomamos té y fue con esta miembro y ahora nos está escuchando otra vez! (Otro milagro allí es que esta investigadora fue buscando en Internet un poco sobre los mormones pero, en lugar de encontrar publicaciones anti-mormonas como yo temía, ¡encontró artículos de entrevistas con misioneros!)

El siguiente milagro pasó el domingo. Después de este tour muy espiritual, estábamos seguros que irían ellos y algunos tres más que entonces tendrían fechas fijas, ¡dejándonos con 8 INCAs y 5 con fechas bautismales!… Pero sólo llegó uno. Por un momentito yo estaba un poco bajo, preguntando por qué — ahora sólo tendríamos 3 con fechas y sólo 3 que se podían bautizar este mes (para bautizarse, una persona debe ir por lo menos 3 veces). 3 personas bautizadas es obviamente algo muy bueno, pero nuestra meta es 4 y sé que esta meta es una meta inspirada por Dios — yo y mi compañero sentimos muy fuertemente que ésto es lo que podemos lograr — pero yo tenía fe que se puede lograr todavía… sólo no sabía cómo… ¡La respuesta vino aquella noche! Al hablar con nuestros líderes de zona, nos dijeron que un hombre — ¡de la nada! — asistió a la capilla durante su horario ¡y vive en nuestra área! Estoy tan agradecido que Nuestro Padre Celestial realmente está haciendo milagros acá y que Él nos ayuda a cumplir con las metas que hemos puesto con Su guía. Realmente está trabajando con nosotros en su viña y todo es posible con Su ayuda.

[Jeff’s translation, courtesy of Google Translate]

This week was very hard, but we had many miracles! First, we gave a tour of the chapel and four investigators arrived. We taught one of them and committed him to a baptismal date in a lesson so perfect that it seemed like a practice lesson! Another was offended because we rejected the tea offered to us, but thanks to a member, she came to understand why we did not drink tea. She went with this member and now she is meeting with us again! (Another miracle is that she went on the internet looking for a little bit about Mormons but, instead of finding anti-Mormon publications as I feared, she found articles from interviews with missionaries!)

The next miracle happened on Sunday. After our very spiritual tour, we were sure that they would commit to baptism, giving us eight INCAs [investigators?] and five with baptismal dates! … But only one came. For a little while I felt a little low, asking why – now we would only have three with dates and only three that could be baptized this month (to be baptized, a person must attend church at least three times). Three baptized people is obviously a very good thing, but our goal is four and I know that this goal is a goal inspired by God. My companion and I feel very strongly that this is what we can achieve. I had faith that we could still achieve it … I just didn’t know how. The answer came that night! When talking to our area leaders, we were told that a man – out of nowhere! – attended the service and lives in our area! I am so grateful that Heavenly Father is truly working miracles here and that He helps us to fulfill the goals we have set with His guidance. He is really working with us in his vineyard and everything is possible with His help.

For that, I amend my opening statement: This WAS a good week for us! I’m so incredibly grateful that I’ve finally learned how to do the mission work, and even though I’m far from being a “good” missionary, I know how to work, what to do, and I understand everything, even the setbacks and problems. This is one of the reasons why I want to extend my mission: I’ve finally figured out what I’m doing! (At least, until the next time God decides to send me another trial! That’ll change everything all over again!)

But yeah, it’s been great here! Just to show you how tired we are, here’s a picture of when my companion fell asleep with his shoes on!

I’ll send some more mission life updates next week. I haven’t done anything creative for a while… Maybe I’ll do my email in another format again!

¡Chao!

— Elder Schroeder

Well, once again I was fighting a whole bunch of informes today, so my energy’s a little low… And I guess my last email never made it to you guys, and I even made the zone leaders mad at me for not sending everything on time… But yeah, whatever! This week’s been pretty good, but I’m needing a break.

Supposedly we’re going to go look for some ruins in our zone later today, so we’ll see how that goes and I’ll probably send some cool pictures next week (It kind of depends on how cool the ruins really are…).

First, I guess I should let you know what all the changes were around here since we had cambios last Tuesday. Basically, almost everything is exactly the same: I’m still with my son, Elder Pereira, and I’m still district leader (This makes cambio #9 as DL! I’ve been DL for 48 weeks! Well, whatever! I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like it, but that also means that I have even less time in my day to do things, so I guess my journal will forever be stuck in August of 2016!). In my district we’ve still got Elder Gallardo, Elder Montan, and Hermana Salazar. The only change is that Hermana Ascanta went down the road a little bit to another area to be a Sister Training Leader, so Hermana Mendoza is the new addition. Other than that… nothing. So I’m happy because it lets us be together for another six weeks and they’re all awesome people!

Now, this week’s miracle: On Thursday morning we were planning our day and we realized that, for some reason, my companion had written that at 6:00 we had a cita with a couple named Ericka and Javier. I hadn’t written it because we didn’t set a cita with them (we had looked for them earlier in the week but we hadn’t managed to find them), but either way he’d written something down about visiting them.

Well, the truth was that we had citas at 6:00 and at 7:00 that were both in the same part of our area, while Eicka and Javier live in another part. Normally it goes against my logical side to go to another part to work when we have to return afterwards, but I thought, “Yeah, why not?” This work isn’t really about logic — it’s a little more spiritual- and faith-based! So we called them to set the cita… and they didn’t answer. We decided to plan a visit to them at 6:30 anyway and started our day.

Around 3:00 we got a call from them, but when we answered, the call immediately ended. A little while later, they called us again, but with the same result (And no, we weren’t accidentally pressing the wrong button! I may have problems with technology after 19 months without using anything more than a dumbphone, but I’m not that bad! The call was literally a second and then it dropped.) Finally I remembered to call them and when I did it didn’t work, but we tried again and finally managed to set a cita (Again, I wasn’t really sure why, but we did!).

So 6:30 came around and we headed off to their house… But we got there and one of their family members, Pablo, came out and told us that they weren’t home. (Well, that’s kind of disrespectful! Maybe I would care more, but I’ve come to understand that life happens and they can’t always plan for everything, so the citas fall through because of something or other.). So I asked myself, “Now what?” and decided to ask Pablo if he wanted to listen to our message… And he accepted without hesitation! So we taught him! Our Heavenly Father really sent us to find him, because if it wasn’t for the random dropped phone calls during the day we would have forgotten to set the cita, and if we hadn’t connected with them and set the cita we probably wouldn’t have gone!

And, to finish, a few photos from this week:

My companion and I got our packages this week:

… We got a lot of chocolate!

As I’ve mentioned before, due to the lack of tools we sometimes have to be a little creative when it comes to cooking food. We don’t have a pot and our lunch fell through, so we made pasta in my electric frying pan!:

It actually turned out pretty well:

…So we’re all good here! “See” you all next week!

— Elder Schroeder

Well, this week I’m going to make up for all the time I haven’t written by doing the informes last, meaning that I don’t have any other option but to stay in the Internet hub until I finish. That’ll probably mean I’m here until Tuesday because they changed the informes again, but ¡caballero no más! (There´s some Peruvian slang for you!)

Anyway, to tell you about all that’s happened these past four weeks (I’ll include many pictures to make up for it)…

So last time I finished by talking about the Noche de Frutas, so from there we’ve had a couple of miracles. First, the following Saturday we were guided by God to visit a member of the ward that lives in the section of our area that we were planning to visit that day. We weren’t really sure why we felt that we should do it, but we did, and we discovered that she’d recently had a fight with her in-laws and it had left her feeling down. When we entered her house and started talking to her, she admitted that she had been praying that we would come, but didn’t want to bother us by calling and asking… But her Heavenly Father knew, so He sent us! We were able to share some thoughts that helped her, and we gave her a blessing to help her.

(We almost had the same experience with another woman in the ward, but that time we didn’t follow the prompting and ended up passing by a few days too late. I didn’t like learning that I’d failed in my calling as a servant of Jesus Christ, but I learned that even if we fail to follow the guidance that He gives us, He’ll find another way to get it done! She received help in another way, but still… I really don’t like to let people down.)

I wrote about another one of the miracles and sent it to my mission president so he could share it with the rest of the mission (it’s something cool that we do here in MPLN). It’s in Spanish, so if you try to translate it with Google and it doesn’t sound right, try translating sentence by sentence. If you know Spanish and it doesn’t sound right, it’s probably because I messed up the grammar a little or something. (Fun fact: Spanish is considered the second most difficult worldwide language to master!) Anyway, it’s a really cool experience I had, so it’s worth translating it:

Un día sábado mi compañero y yo estábamos caminando (había caído una cita) y sentí contactar a un hombre sentado en las escaleras frente a una casa. Al hablar con él, era muy obvio que estaba borracho y nos dijo que no tenía ganas de hacer nada. Nos contó que no comía, no trabajaba, sólo tomaba y dormía en la calle — ni tenía ganas de ir a la casa de sus hijas o sus padres. Ni tenía ganas de vivir. (Y, porque estaba borracho, ¡nos dijo estas cosas unas 4 veces y no nos dejó hablar mucho!)

El tiempo se alargó y pensé, “Estamos gastando nuestro tiempo acá,” pero algo (me di cuenta más adelante que era el Espíritu) me dijo, “No le dejes así – él es un hijo de Dios y necesita ayuda.” Entonces esperaba por un tiempo para hablar y, cuando el hombre terminó, di mi testimonio del Plan de salvación y sentí prometerle, en el nombre de Jesucristo, que si él leyera el folleto de lección 2 que le dejamos y buscaba a Dios en oración, él recuperaría las ganas de vivir. Terminamos y fuimos.

No pensé mucho de éso, pero el siguiente lunes le encontramos en la calle, todavía borracho, pero esta vez caminando y sonriente. Me dijo, mientras me abrasaba, que él había leído el folleto (¡e incluso había contestado las preguntas en la parte atrás!) y sentido una paz. Tenía las ganas de vivir y trabajar, estaba viviendo con sus padres, y hasta quería dejar de tomar. Dijo que mis palabras y el mensaje del folleto había cambiado su corazón y nos agradeció entre abrazos que olían a alcohol.

Hasta ahora no sé nada de qué pasó con este hombre, pero estoy agradecido que le pude ayudar un poco en su vida. Aprendí que nunca es un gasto de tiempo el intentar compartir el Evangelio, aún cuando toma un rato para hacerlo, y que los folletos realmente son inspirados por Dios.

[Jeff’s translation, courtesy of Google Translate]

One Saturday my companion and I were walking (an appointment had fallen through) and I felt the impression to contact a man sitting on the stairs in front of a house. Speaking to him, it was very obvious that he was drunk, and he told us that he did not feel like doing anything. He told us that he didn’t eat or work, and slept in the street. He didn’t feel like going to his daughter’s or parents’ house. He just didn’t feel like living. (And, because he was drunk, he told us these things about four times and didn’t let us talk too much!)

Time stretched and I thought, “We are spending our time here,” but something (I realized later that it was the Spirit) said, “Do not leave him like this – he is a child of God and needs help.” I waited for a while to speak, and when the man finished I shared my testimony of the Plan of Salvation and promised him in the name of Jesus Christ that if he read the lesson booklet that we left him, and sought God in prayer, he would regain the will to live. We finished and left.

I didn’t think much of that, but the next Monday we found him in the street, still drunk, but this time walking and smiling. He told me that he had read the pamphlet (and even answered the questions in the back!). And he felt a peace. He wanted to live and work, was now living with his parents, and even wanted to stop drinking. He said that my words and the message of the brochure had changed his heart. He thanked us between hugs that smelled of alcohol.

I don’t know what happened to this man, but I am grateful that I could help him a bit in his life. I learned that it is never a waste of time to try to share the gospel, even when it takes a while to do so, and that the brochures are really inspired by God.

Another miracle that happened recently: I FOUND SOMEONE I BAPTIZED IN ANOTHER AREA! Her name’s Flor, and I lost contact with her a while back because the last time I was over there in Collique was almost a year ago, but one day we ran into her on the street!… And she lives here in my area! Since then she’s kind of distanced herself from the church, so I have the opportunity to see where I went wrong the first time!

Another miracle from these past weeks (Man, I’m just getting little miracles left and right! Really, the secret is just the mindset — looking for the little miracles in everything and giving thanks to God for them.) happened when I actually wasn’t there. I was in a work visit in another area and my companion, along with Elder Gallardo, visited one of our investigators who is progressing toward baptism and has told us several times that he wants to be baptized. Unfortunately they didn’t manage to find him, but they found his wife, who was very happy to see them. She told them she had been praying that someone would find her husband and talk to him to change him… and then, a few weeks ago, we had shown up and taught him! (This, in itself, was another miracle; I’ll put it down below*). She then explained that since then her husband had been changing — and we’ve only visited him a handful of times! If someone is willing to make changes in their life, even small ones, to become closer to God, they automatically change and become better as a result!

*Anyway, to explain the miracle that happened with this man, Juan: We were walking down the street late at night on a Saturday and, honestly, I was a little down. We hadn’t been able to find the people we were looking for, so we were just looking for a few others that we knew lived nearby. As we were walking, we saw him sitting on the curb outside their home with his wife. I didn’t want to contact him because I always feel uncomfortable when I contact (and because we hadn’t had much success with contacting lately), but something told me to. So I said hey and asked them, “Do you like to read?” His response caught me off guard: “Yes, I love to read!” Kind of in shock, I asked, “And if I give you a book that talks about the visit of Jesus Christ to the Americas, would you read it?” Excitedly, he said, “Yes! I didn’t know that he came here! How interesting!” We continued talking and ended up explaining about how this book, the Book of Mormon, came to be. And in between that cita and the next that we set, he read everything that we recommended and was really excited! Now, he calls us his amigos and wants to be baptized, but “later on” he says. It’s awesome!

And then, of course, we had Mother’s Day! I got to talk to the family, and for everyone who reads my emails and stuff, I wish you a happy Mother’s Day next year. (Sadly, I kind of didn’t write it for Mother’s Day this year, so I decided to get a jump start on Mother’s Day for next year so that I don’t have any problems forgetting it or not having time to write or something like that!) And, of course, I hope all of you mothers out there feel every day that your families appreciate you, even if we only truly celebrate it once a year!

Now, for the photos of all the other fun stuff we’ve done:

First, we did some service moving a bunch of rock so it could be hauled out:

The family gave us bandanas to protect our faces from the sun (I really needed that! As you all know, if I don’t do something for my face, I end up with a really red face for the next few days!)

Here’s us eating dinner. The best part of the mission is that we choose what we eat!

(Just so you know, we don’t normally eat like this. Today we were celebrating!)

Something else cool: Lately we’ve started teaching English classes to generate some interest and also as a little service. We had a pretty good turnout for the first class:

… And we’re expecting a lot more this week!

Lastly, we had an activity to explain what the mission’s like, with all the potential missionaries and all the returned missionaries (Sadly, the majority of the people that showed up were those who have already gone through the mission and already know what it’s like…):

Now it’s 3:00 PM and I only have until 6:00 PM for P-Day… Hope you all enjoy the massive email to make up for everything I haven’t said, and next week I’ll let you know what other changes are going on around here (We have cambios tomorrow!) See ya!

— Elder Schroeder

I’m really, really, REALLY sorry!

This marks three weeks that I haven’t written anything actually interesting to let you all know what’s going on. But now that I’ve stopped fighting informes and things like that I’ll finally have some time! So let’s see… What’s happened lately?…

First, I guess I must be super trunky because I’ve had three dreams about going home so far! In each one of the dreams I always feel like it’s a little weird that I’m home, but I never know why until I wake up! The worst part is that these are the only dreams that I seem to be able to remember! (Normally I don’t remember anything from my dreams!)

On April 28 we had an actividad misional which we called La Noche de Frutas (Fruit Night)! As the name implies, we invited everyone to bring a fruit (and because Peru has so much variety, there were a lot of different ones!) and that was their entrance ticket. From there we took the fruits and we had some games for them to play, like one where everyone is at a fiesta and there’s one person leading the fiesta (as in the leader does something and everyone else does the same thing). There’s someone who goes outside before the “fiesta” starts and when they come back in they have to guess who’s the leader. There were others, like the classic “Ensalada de Frutas”, where everyone has a fruit name and whenever the fruit is said, everyone with this fruit name has to switch chairs with someone else. There’s one person in the middle who tries to steal a chair every time a fruit name is called. Unfortunately, I didn’t get any pictures of the games– my companion and I were too stressed about why none of our investigators showed up!– but I got a picture of the fruit salad we made with all the fruit the people brought (and my companion preparing to eat it):

Now, why a “Noche de Frutas”? Well, the objective was to explain about another fruit that we have, one that the ancient inhabitants of the Americas used in their daily lives for hundreds of years. It’s first recorded use was around 500 B.C. and it’s liked by many but depends on the person. This fruit is…

… The Book of Mormon! (Or, because I’m in Perú, El Libro de Mormón!)

The Book of Mormon is the fruit of the Restoration of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. It’s the evidence that Joseph Smith, the one who translated it, was a prophet of God and that the Church is true. It helps us to understand the Bible because they were both written by ancient prophets, but on different sides of the world. (If only more investigators had shown up to learn about it!)

… And then I’ve run out of time AGAIN! I’ll keep writing more next week!

— Elder Schroeder

571 days!

Sorry, I’ve been writing in my journal and for every day I put what number it is… I’m up to 571! (As for my journal… I’m writing for Day 305! There’s never any time to do stuff here! Between training, working, and being district leader, all of my free time at night and on P-Day gets sucked away and I end up having to put side projects like my journal off to the side. But I’m going to finish all of it, even if it kills me, because I don’t want to forget stuff! At least I wrote everything down in my Agendas so I don’t forget!)

Anyway… Not much to report and I’m kind of tired. We have to do our reports through email and it’s a pain in the neck because the format doesn’t like the things I want to do to it, so I’ve been fighting it for about an hour now… Ready to be done so I can go eat. Anyway, I’ll mention the cool miracle that happened, just so you don’t feel ripped-off, and next week I’ll have some more interesting stuff to tell, I promise!

So this week it’s been a little tough to find new investigators for some reason, but on Saturday we found several. One of them is called Yriss, and she was a reference from someone else that we’ve tried to find before but that we couldn’t find. But Saturday morning we planned to pass by her house again — just to see if we could find her to set another appointment — before passing for a few other homes to set more appointments.

Well, we knocked on the door and she came out (but we didn’t know it was her because we hadn’t seen her before — someone just gave us her name and address) and we asked if Yriss was home. When she told us that she was Yriss, we told her that we were missionaries and that we were passing by just to see if we could help. I didn’t really expect it, but she said that yes, she’d like us to share a message, and invited us in. We talked to her for a little bit before starting to teach, and when we finished the lesson she said that she felt amazing, like a great peace in her heart, and said that we must’ve been sent from God. Well, obvously! She eagerly agreed to meet with us again this week, and she’s very excited to learn and prepare herself to be baptized!

— Elder Schroeder

18 months, 10 days, 2 hours, 17 minutes!

I’m just kidding about that! I’m not sure how many days or hours I’ve got because I’m not counting. The months, yes, I do count, and the days too, but I forgot… Last I checked, I’ve been out here for more than 540 days… I think…!

Anyway, like I said last week, we had cambios! I already knew that Elder Davila was going home, so I was guaranteed to have a new companion; the “who” is the question! Well, last Tuesday I found out: My son, Elder Pereira!

(Man, I don’t look good in any picture, do I?!)

Turns out I’m training! In mission slang we call our trainees our “hijos” and our trainer our “padres” (Or “madres” if you’re a Hermana!). So now I’ve expanded my family tree. Here’s as far as I know:

Elder Sepulveda (Step great-grandfather)
|
Elder Mickelson (Grandfather)
|
|——————–Elder Terrones (Father)——-|—————————|
|                              |                              |                           |
Elder Schroeder          Elder Souza          Elder Huamán          Elder Turley
|                              |
Elder Pereira              Elder Vorhees

I’m the oldest of the four “sons” of Elder Terrones, but I trained after Elder Souza and Elder Turley (I’m not sure who his “son” is)! But now I have someone to carry on my legacy — I honestly thought that I’d never train and the family line would finish with me!

But honestly, it’s tough for me to call him my hijo because he already seems like a missionary with six months in the field — in reality he only has a week, and only a month here in Peru! He knows how to teach and he does it really well, so I’m basically refining his skills rather than teaching. It also helps that he’s really obedient and humble, so he’s willing to listen to me and wants to work hard! Honestly, it’s only when he asks me a question about Peruvian culture that I remember! (He’s from Argentina, which meant it was a little tough to understand him for the first few days, due to his accent!) I’m hoping we stay together during his entire training period of three months because we get along really well, but only time will tell.

But man, my companion has had an interesting first week in the field!

We started off with a service project: Cleaning our room! I had to live with the zone leaders for a few days, and there hasn’t been any time to clean lately, so we called our district leader, Elder Gallardo (I’m no longer district leader! I was a little disappointed because I really like it, but at last I’ll have a break at night to write in my diary and stuff!), his companion, and the zone leaders to help. We started by dividing up all the stuff Elder Davila had left when he finished and then moved on to the most pressing problem: the cockroaches. It doesn’t matter how many times we kill them — they keep showing up every night! Well, we found where they were all hiding: underneath my wardrobe!

So Elder Gerken, our zone leader, came in with a can of Raid and took care of that!

It felt good to solve that problem!

The next thing we tackled was a particularly difficult English assignment! We went to eat lunch with some members and when we asked if there was anything we could do to help them, one of the daughers asked if I could help with her English homework. Part of it was the past tense, and I realized that I couldn’t really teach her how to do it because it asked her to conjugate words like “is”, “eat”, and “go” in the past tense, and as any English speaker knows, there isn’t really a rule for that…

So I was explaining this to her and said, “You just have to memorize this part because these words aren’t normal. Normally, you just add ‘-ed’ to the end, like with,” (I looked at the page for an example), “‘sleeped’!” WRONG! So I guess this proves I’m forgetting English!

Then we also had a cool miracle happen. I’m just going to put it in Spanish ’cause my English isn’t so good right now…

El viernes estábamos trabajando (¡Como siempre!) pero no teníamos citas — todas habían caído. Estábamos sentados, comiendo galletas mientras pensábamos sobre qué era Plan G cuando ¡de repente una joven que estaba pasando nos preguntó, “¿Ustedes son mormones, cierto?”! Respondimos que sí, y ella nos dijo que era atea, pero quería que visitáramos a una mujer que estaba pasando por dificultades. Nos mostró la casa — que estaba en la misma calle — dijo el nombre de la mujer, y se fue. Bueno, ¡no teníamos nada que hacer!, entonces fuimos y tocamos la puerta de aquella casa. La mujer nos dejó entrar y le enseñamos. Nos contó algunos de sus problemas y dijo que quería saber cuál era la iglesia de Dios. Se comprometió asistir a la Iglesia el domingo, y al terminar la cita ¡nos dio la referencia de su hermana!

[Jeff’s translation, courtesy of Google Translate:

On Friday we were working (as usual!) But we had no appointments – they had all fallen through. We were sitting there, eating cookies, while we thought about what Plan G was like when suddenly a young woman was passing by asking us, “You are Mormons, right?” We said yes, and she told us that she was an atheist, but she wanted us to visit a woman who was going through difficulties. She showed us the house – which was on the same street – told us the woman’s name, and left. Well, we had nothing to do! So we went and knocked on the door of that house. The woman let us in and we taught her. She told us some of her problems and said that she wanted to know what God’s church was. She promised to attend the Church on Sunday, and at the end of the meeting she gave us the address of her sister!]

Anyway, that’s all I’ve got for this week!

— Elder Schroeder

Sorry ’bout last week and all…

Well, not much to report from last week. I also didn’t have time because one of the things I’ve learned in the mission is that there’s never enough time for anything except missionary work — I’ve got plenty of time for that! What I really need isn’t P-Day — I need a P-WEEK so I can get all of my side projects done! I’d almost like to get so sick that I can rest for a few days… But then I remember how awful being sick is and I change my mind!

So anyway, to catch up a bit, last week some cool things happened. First, we had General Conference, when the apostles and prophets of today teach us in a worldwide conference. It’s always a great experience, of course, but this conference was REALLY GOOD and I really liked a lot of the talks that were given! The prophet, President Monson, isn’t doing very well because he only talked for a few minutes and because it was a little hard to understand him they had to put subtitles, but it’s always good to hear his advice. Then almost all the rest of the talks were great and taught me something new, or at least helped me see things in a new light. It was a little strange in Spanish because some of the speakers record their talk beforehand and when they played the recording it went faster than in English… But at least I can understand both of the languages!

The other noteworthy event is that somehow I started being more patient and understanding. I’ve been struggling a little with my companion because we’re not just really different — we’re EXTREMELY different. There was almost nothing in common in our personalities or lives to give us a reference point, and it was a little tough for the both of us. But all of a sudden I understood him a little more and it made it easier to be more patient with him and to adapt myself to his way of doing things. Just goes to show that the Atonement of Christ really can change everything, not just sins and death, but also our weaknesses and, ultimately, our very nature! (It’s a good thing for me, too, because I’ve got a LOT of weaknesses!) And while I’m on that subject, two of my favorite videos to celebrate Easter: Because of Him and Prince of Peace.

Now, as for this week…

For P-Day we played Jenga and chess as a district:

If Hermana Ascanta (The one examining the Jenga tower) looks like the most contemplative person of us all, it’s because she was — out of all the games of Jenga we played, she never lost!

I decided to do a little home repair. Here’s my set of basic tools:

These are just a few things that I’ve collected during these 18 months that are surprisingly useful for many things. I’ve got:

* A wrench, which doubles as a makeshift mallet

* A knife, the most useful item of all, which can be used as a screwdriver, file, hammer, or paperweight and, if you’re really crazy and innovative, to cut things
Tweezers. Good stuff.

* Nail clippers, which I usually use as a screwdriver when the knife is too pointy to work

* Some kind of super glue. Useful for everything!

* Actual screwdrivers! (Don’t use them much — I already have a knife and nail clippers!)

* Bug repellent for the many cockroaches that want to live with us

* A candle and a lighter. If I need to melt something, I light the candle and use that to heat it up

We have to fix a lot of things around here (because no one else will do it for free), but we don’t really have access to any tools…! I’m going to keep these tools in mind when I go to college!

And, lastly, we have cambios tomorrow! I already know my companion is leaving — he’ll actually be returning to his house. He has a couple of concerns about his family, so he’s going back to Bolivia until things are a little better. It made for an interesting day on Sunday — I got to spend the day with a mini missionary and slept in the zone leader’s house! But I’ll let you know who my new companion is next week!

¡Chao!

— Elder Schroeder